Being a mum is hard. We make your life feel more balanced, a whole lot easier, less stressful and more fun. With the most ruthless gadget on planet earth.
Updated: 18th of August 2022
Dear busy mumma,
We get it.
Being a mum is hard. Really hard.
You’re probably wondering when you’ll ever feel full of energy and ‘normal’ again.
Stressed and feeling like you’re on the edge of burn out.
As your hair starts to go fifty shades of grey from all the anxiety.
And to top it all off.
You’re being pulled in a bazillion and one directions.
Ohh ma god!!
Going non stop, trying to please everyone.
Constantly remembering everything while running on no sleep.
Dealing with body image issues and isolation.
*someone please pull out my eye lashes*
Look most mums have a bad case of self judgement syndrome, mixed with a scoop of ‘ I can do everything’
And they end up in a constant state of burn out.
The cheeks don’t sit as high as they used to and crows feet start to emerge deeper, and deeper.
We call this shit show a rats nest.
Also known as hell.
It’s super hot and muggy there.
And we’d rather rub chilli flakes in our eye’s than run through cycle day after day.
But, this isn’t about us… It’s about you.
You’re reading this right now because, in some way shape or form your life isn’t feeling balanced enough.
Even though you put in a backbreaking amount of effort.
Grinding, pushing, pulling running on empty to get through each day.
Or maybe your family/life balance is good and you simply want your life to be a lil better?
Better moods?
Better sleep?
Better glowing skin?
Better sensuality in the bedroom?
Less stress/anxiety?
Whatever it is for you..
We’ve got news for you…
‘Cause soon you’ll be feeling like “hey, I got this”.
You’ll be waking up every morning feeling younger and vibrant like you did in your 20s!
You’ll be consistently feeling that spark back in the bedroom.
Regardless of how chaotic the day is.
And you won’t have to overthink if you’re a good mum anymore.
Everything will be running smoothly from the inside out.
You’ll be in control and a sense of calm will wash over you.
And it all starts by choosing your own adventure below.
**cue angels singing**
We are breaking down the stigma around self care and self exploration which taught us that speaking of these topics are taboo. It’s time to change the conversation around pleasure because there ain’t no shame in the self love game 👏💖
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There are thousands of gimmick toys getting around online now that make false promises and barely work. Most of these companies will take your money and run. We're the only company that's shipping from Australia and have a mobile you can call or txt at anytime.
Look, it’s totally fine to be talking to your friend about self care and exploration, but does Postman Pat need to know what you get up to in the bedroom?
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That’s right, no labels, descriptions or any other telltale signs for nosy neighbours.
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So, what are you waiting for?
Andrea - Sunshine Coast
We're a health and wellness brand here in Australia. We started in 2017 and our mission is to help women put themselves first and find balance through self care.
Over 75% of women have never actually fully experienced a leg shaking, mind blowing sensation from self exploration. We give you the gadget that gets you there in no time. Designed by women, for women. that you can use without the shame or guilt.
All of our bodies are special and unique in their own ways. When it comes to finding the right gadget for you especially if you're a beginner we recommend starting with the Senna. She's a 2 in 1 perfect all rounder that always gets the job done.
We can't. But we do send out a spare shipping slip and bag. If it's not for you just post it back free of charge and we will sustainably recycle the unit and refund your money within 24hrs. After thousands of raving reviews and 9/10 women wishing they bought one sooner we're confident you'll never wanna give her away.
Send us an email hi@vivaproducts.com.au or a txt 0456992592 with your order # and reason for return and we'll process your refund within 24 hrs. We are the only online seggs store that is Aussie owned and ships directly from Australia so you can rest assured you'll get VIP customer service and super FAST shipping time.